Oh, Kentucky

"What I have learned about the people in Paducah is that when they have an idea, a vision, a plan, they go for it," Maestro Raffaele Ponti tells www.WestKentuckyStar.com, "and it becomes first class."

Better living through standards.

And it's name is The Heath Post.

Or, on second thought, maybe it's The Eagle's Eye.

I officially endorse Anonymous Vaughn's candidacy for the permanent position.

Also, I think GoHeath should look into resurrecting the Barkley School of Law.

Friday-night follows: Wow ... Must've been an eerie scene when a helicopter was dispatched to retrieve a Bourbon County High defensive back injured in a game at Grant County. "Officials cleared fans from the stands along with players, band, and cheerleaders from the field for safety reasons, because the helicopter could blow debris upon landing," reported The Kentucky Post ... Thank you, GoHeath for your coverage and Rube for yours. Other results of interest to me were Newport Central Catholic 54 at Newport 13, Somerset 71 at Taylor County 8, Boyle County 40 at Lexington Lafayette 0, Fort Thomas Higlands 42 at Dixie Heights 14, Franklin-Simpson 49 vs. Monroe County 35, Bell County 21 at Knox Central 7 and Washington County 30 vs. Bethlehem 0.