Saturday, August 31, 2013

On Bobby Petrino, Mark Stoops, and Power in Kentucky

Last year, the UK Athletic Department had a golden opportunity to upgrade its football program by hiring Bobby Petrino.  Petrino, who is one of the best coaches in the country, was in a desperate position after losing his job at Arkansas due to scandal.  He was eager to take the Kentucky job, which would have enabled him to stay in the SEC.

Let us be clear:  This was the first time since the departure of Bear Bryant when the Cats had a legitimate opportunity to hire a coach who had proven himself at the highest levels of college football.  For schools like Kentucky -- with a long history of poor football -- such opportunities are extremely rare.  For the sake of all the devoted Kentucky fans who have spent decade after decade supporting one of the worst programs in all of college football, the University had to make this hire.  Failing to do so, and throwing away such a wonderful chance, would be downright cruel.

But like most things in Kentucky, the UK football program is not run for the benefit of the people who it is supposed to serve.  Instead, it is merely a plaything for a few wealthy and powerful folks who use it for their own convenience.  And those people -- the same people who imposed Billy Clyde Gillespie upon UK's basketball fans just a few years ago -- apparently believed that Petrino did not meet their rigid moral standards.  (We say apparently, because the folks who run things in Kentucky rarely explain why they do what they do.)  So instead of hiring one of the best coaches in the country, they hired a guy who had never been a head coach at all.  And then they, with their usual support from the local media, spent months trying to convince the Commonwealth that they had done the right thing.  We were told that Mark Stoops had a great staff, a great new system, and one of the greatest recruiting classes in UK history.  Today, on the first day of the new season, tens of thousands of UK fans drove down to Nashville, confidently expecting the New Cats to roll to victory against Western.  After all, UK almost beat Western last year, when the Cats were 2-10.  Surely the New Cats would have an easier time of it.

Meanwhile, Western Kentucky -- ecstatic with its opportunity -- had scooped up Petrino for itself.  Yes, the Hilltoppers took some criticism from the press.  Yes, some cynics insisted that Petrino would leave Bowling Green as soon as possible.  But today, when the game started, Petrino and his staff were working for the Hilltoppers, not the Wildcats.  And Petrino humiliated the Cats, beating them 35-26 in a game that was not as close as the score indicated.

Consider the following:  every single player on Western's line-up would have preferred to take a scholarship from an SEC team like UK.  No player on UK's team would voluntarily leave the SEC to play in the Sun Belt.  So don't tell us that Western has good talent, or that they played hard, or that Joker left UK with no good players.  UK lost this game because the Powers That Be in Lexington didn't want Bobby Petrino in their playpen.  Period.  UK lost this game -- as it has lost so many games in so many years -- because the Powers That Be are either indifferent to their responsibility to one of the best fan bases in the country, or are incapable of making decisions that will benefit those fans.

I would say that the UK Athletic Department got the result it deserved.  But, of course, they got the result they wanted.  Only the UK fans were hurt.

No wonder populism runs rampant in western Kentucky.  No wonder so many of us grow up with so much skepticism of our supposed betters.

And hooray for the folks at Bowling Green who proved the importance of giving us different choices, so we can see how alternative policies would have played out.  Good for them for making their fans happy.  We can only hope that someday UK fans will have such people working for them.  In the meantime, UK fans will have to wait for basketball season.

W. Kentucky v. Kentucky (in Nashville, Tenn.)

I am so excited about the return of college football that I'm planning to do something I almost never do -- watch the University of Kentucky play a football game.  In recent years, this fixture has been embarrassing for Kentucky fans -- a close victory in a terrible game two years ago, and a loss at home last year.  But nothing would be worse than for new Kentucky coach Mark Stoops to lose his first game to Bobby Petrino -- the guy many UK fans wanted to coach the Big Blue.

This is also one of the great uniform match-ups in college football, as UK and WKU each have excellent uniforms.  So that's another reason to tune in.

Any further thoughts will go in the comments.

The Unofficial College Football Championship Is Back!

UCFC fans -- rejoice!  The Baylor Bears will be defending the Big Golden Trophy tonight, as they host the Wofford Terriers.  Will Baylor keep the trophy, or will Wofford become the unofficial champions of college football?  You can read all about it here.

Friday, August 30, 2013

A Poem by Seamus Heaney

Today the Irish poet Seamus Heaney, who won the Novel Price in Literature in 1995, died in Dublin.  Here is a poem he published in 1966, when he was 27 years old:

Digging

Between my finger and my thumb
The squat pen rests; snug as a gun.

Under my window, a clean rasping sound
When the spade sinks into gravelly ground:
My father, digging.  I look down

Till his straining rump among the flowerbeds
Bends low, comes up twenty years away
Stooping in rhythm through potato drills
Where he was digging.

The coarse boot nestled on the lug, the shaft
Against the inside knee was levered firmly.
He rooted out tall tops, buried the bright edge deep
To scatter new potatoes that we picked,
Loving their cool hardness in our hands.

By God, the old man could handle a spade.
Just like his old man.

My grandfather cut more turf in a day
Than any other man on Toner's bog.
Once I carried him milk in a bottle
Corked sloppily with paper.  He straightened up
To drink it, then fell to right away
Nicking and slicing neatly, heaving sods
Over his shoulder, going down and down
For the good turf.  Digging.

The cold smell of potato mould, the squelch and slap
Of soggy peat, the curt cuts of an edge
Through living roots awaken in my head.
But I've no spade to follow men like them.

Between my finger and my thumb
The squat pen rests.
I'll dig with it.

Kentucky High-school Football, Week 1

Here are some of the games I'll be clueing into this weekend.

McCracken County (0-1) at Mayfield (1-0)

Paducah Tilghman (1-0) at Evansville (Ind.) Reitz--It's so amazing, in fact, that I'm infuriated anytime the Internet doesn't have something I'm looking for--say, for example, the team picture for the 1969 Reitz football Panthers, featuring my oldest brother at defensive back. How can this be possible, in 2013? The Internet (still, ...  Amazing™) does have the team picture for the 1973 Tilghman state-champion Blue Tornadoes, featuring my less-older brother at (cut) center.




Murray (0-1) vs. Calloway County (0-0) at Murray State University--Channel 6 charges up the Lakers.

Trigg County (0-1) at Marshall County (0-0)

Fort Campbell (0-1) at Russellville (1-0)

Mortons Gap Hopkins County Central (0-1) at Crittenden County (1-0) in the Kentucky National Guard Warrior Bowl--Huge Pennyrile Athletic Conference (PAC) matchup.

Caldwell County (1-0) vs. Union County (0-0) at Crittenden County on Saturday in the Ky. National Guard Warrior Bowl

Paris (1-0) at Pikeville Shelby Valley (0-0) in the Community Trust Pike County Bowl

Union Cooper (0-1) vs. Newport Central Catholic (1-0) at Edgewood Dixie Heights in the Skyline Crosstown Showdown

Louisville Trinity (0-1) at Carmel (Ind.)

Evansville North at Henderson County (1-0)

Louisville Central (0-1) at Lexington Lafayette (0-1)

Bowling Green (1-0) vs. Lexington Bryan Station (1-0) at Lexington Catholic on Saturday in the Bluegrass Bowl

Campbell County (1-0) at Fort Thomas Highlands (1-0)


UPDATE (8:56 A.M.): WE WON DONUTS! WE JUST WON DONUTS! "Eric at HeathPostdotcom" just won two dozen delicious Golden Glaze donuts from the radio home of the Madisonville Maroons (one of their radio homes, anyway), WFMW 730 AM "Classic Hit Country!" They even delivered the donuts directly to the Kentucky desk! HOORAY! Thank you, Golden Glaze, and thank you, WMFW! Obviously, I'm totally on the 1-0 Madisonville Maroons' bandwagon now.





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Thursday, August 29, 2013

MLB Update

In the latest top ten from CBS Sports, Boston and St. Louis move to the head of the class:

1.  Boston Red Sox:  79-55
2.  St. Louis Cardinals:  78-55
3.  Atlanta Braves:  80-52
4.  Los Angeles Dodgers:  78-55
5.  Detroit Tigers:  77-56
6.  Texas Rangers:  78-55
7.  Tampa Bay Devil Rays:  75-56
8.  Oakland Athletics:  75-57
9.  Pittsburgh Pirates:  77-55
10.  Cincinnati Reds:  75-59

Natstown (67-65) has been playing better of late, but they are still scuffling along in 15th place.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Album Review: John Davidson by John Davidson

Here are some interesting moments in John Davidson's Wikipedia entry.

-- During an appearance on the game show Scrabble in 1987, he told the national TV audience that he appeared as an underwear model in the 1959 Sears catalogue; he would have been 17 at the time.

That's the first sentence in the "career" section of John Davidson's entry.


-- Davidson also guest hosted The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 87 times.

Wow. That's a lot. I wonder if John Davidson felt ripped off like David Letterman did when Jay Leno got The Tonight Show.


-- Davidson made numerous appearances on the original Hollywood Squares, from the mid-1960s until its cancelation, and was known for his long-winded bluffs. No one was more convincing at getting contestants to believe his (often ridiculous) answers to questions posed by Peter Marshall. Most times, Marshall could barely conceal a grin as Davidson started in on some far-fetched but plausible explanations for his answers, often prefaced with something to the effect of: "I just read about that in the New England Journal of Medicine, it was a fascinating study, and it said that...". Davidson sold these preposterous stories with such sincerity that contestants were often duped more than once in the same show.

John Davidson's Numerous Appearances on the Original Hollywood Squares could be a great made-for-TV movie.

-- In 1977, Davidson was present at the Beverly Hills Supper Club fire in Southgate, Kentucky. He was expected to appear onstage as the headline act of the evening when the fire broke out, killing 165 persons. Davidson helped others escape before fleeing through a back door. Davidson was not injured and later participated in a charity concert to raise funds for the families of fire victims. John Davidson's music director was among those who perished in the fire.

I had never heard John Davidson was there.

-- Davidson, appearing in Lake Tahoe in the 1970s once remarked to a dinner show crowd that the people in the audience the night before must have all been from Petaluma, California. "My God, I have never seen so many Simplicity patterns in my life," the singer quipped.

I had never heard of "Simplicity patterns."

To be fair, Wikipedia stamps this page with the following disclaimer: "This article may need to be rewritten entirely to comply with Wikipedia's quality standards." I think that's a little harsh. But Wikipedia is awesome, and I understand why it would be so unflinching in its commitment to quality.

I've been listening to a 1969 John Davidson record the last couple of days, John Davidson. It's fine. His versions of "Both Sides Now" and "Suzanne" are my favorite male-vocalist versions of those two great songs. The album cover says that one can write to the John Davidson Fan Club at 8966 Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. Here's the Google Maps street-level picture of that address:


Oh, Kentucky

Sen. McConnell, about Sen. Bunning, Sept. 6 at NKU.

Vice President Barkley, about Sen. Clay, 1950 in Ashland (not Cane Ridge).

Paducah's Rev. Anderson, about Rev. King, 50 years ago today in Washington.

Kooky Kovington.

Louisville's Guitar Emporium is coming back. So's housing.

Cheers for manufacturing in Kentucky.

Jeers for Jane Fonda in Elizabethtown.

Maybe there's not enough birthday celebrating at the HP. Wendell Berry celebrated a birthday Aug. 5; he was born in 1934. Kenny Perry's was Aug. 10 (1960), and John Conlee's was Aug. 11 (1946).

"VIEW OF MAIN STREET, LOOKING NORTH,  PEMBROKE, KY."



Monday, August 26, 2013

Bulgaria Update

OK, what are the odds that PFC Ludogorets Razgrad, which was beaten 4-2 in Sofia last week by Swiss champions Basel, will go to Switzerland and pull off the two- or three-goal victory it needs to survive?  (Note that while Ludogorets must win by at least two goals, winning 2-0 or 3-1 will do them no good, as they would lose on away goals.)

Well, there aren't too many betting houses in Britain offering odds on this event.  But according to oddschecker.com, the ones that are will give you odds of 1 to 100 if you take Basel to reach the next round.  So it's not looking good for the Bulgarians.

Oh, Kentucky



Fifteen years of antiques in Florence. More than 80 in Pineville--but don't call The Flocoe is no antique. But what about the Capitol Cinema in Princeton?

The Center for Rural Development has honored a slew of eastern Kentucky entrepreneurs.

Here are a couple of 20-year-old pictures from Carlisle.


Rest in peace, Mr. Corman, Nicholasville short-line-railroad magnate, friend of the Caliparis and a Fortune editor's "Most Unforgettable Character I've Ever Met." 


Album Review: Feel the Sound by Imperial Teen

Imperial Teen has been around since 1994 putting out power pop. Influenced heavily by bands like Big Star, ELO, and New Order these guys have produced an album 18 years into their existence that shows a confident hand at producing power pop as well as a lot of energy.

There were five years in between albums for Imperial Teen and there is something about the album that reflects that. If you imagine over five years each of the people working on songs at home while they raise their kids, etc. Then they all get together pick out the best of the bunch and make an album, that's sort of how it feels. It works because the collection of songs are so strong but it doesn't feel like a cohesive piece of art.

Anyhow if you're looking for some power pop to throw on as wake up music to get your day started this would be a solid choice. It even has a moodiness to it that would come in handy for your commute into work.

Following the Rhapsody rating method I give it 2 out of 5 stars for Not Bad.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Next Week's Games

Here are next week's games featuring high school football teams from western Kentucky (home teams listed first):

Friday, August 30, 2013:
Ballard Mem. (1-0) v. Fulton City (0-1)
Crittenden Co. (1-0) v. Hopkins Co. Cent. (0-1) (Ky. National Guard Warrior Bowl)
Evansville Reitz (Ind.) v. Paducah Tilghman (1-0)
Fulton Co. (0-1) v. Lake Co. (Tenn.)
Graves Co. (0-0) v. Franklin-Simpson (0-1)
Marshall Co. (0-0) v. Trigg Co. (0-1)
Mayfield (1-0) v. McCracken Co. (0-1)
Murray (0-1) v. Calloway Co. (0-0) (at Murray State) (Crosstown Rivalry Game)
Russellville (1-0) v. Fort Campbell (0-1)

Saturday, August 31, 2013:
Caldwell Co. (1-0) v. Union Co. (0-0) (at Crittenden Co.) (Ky. National Guard Warrior Bowl)
Christian Co. (0-1) v. Hillsboro (Tenn.) (at Stadium of Champions, Hopkinsville) (Jerry Claiborne Bowl)
Hopkinsville (1-0) v. West Creek (Tenn.) (at Stadium of Champions, Hopkinsville) (Jerry Claiborne Bowl)

Last Weekend in Western Kentucky

As always, thanks to Eric for his excellent coverage.  By the way, Ensworth High School of Nashville went to Louisville and beat Trinity 27-26.  So when the Shamrocks are rolling through the 6A playoffs, winning each game by 30 points, please remember that they lost at home to a school from Tennessee.

Oh, and Tilghman beat the McCracken All-Stars.  (I haven't yet decided what I'm going to call the new McCracken County conglomerate.  So far I'm torn between the McCracken All-Stars, the McCracken Purple Flash (since I think the school is basically Lone Oak under a different name), and McCracken-North Hopkins (since their school colors are so similar to those of Madisonville).  Plus I'll probably come up with other negative labels as the year goes on.  (For example, I'm also fond of the Not-Tilghman's).  Of course, I will always like and respect Coach Haskins, who was one of Heath's greatest coaches.  But I'm counting the days until we give up on the whole McCHS experiment.  It's just silly to send all the kids in the McCracken County school district to a single high school.  And, no, I'm not going to speculate on the chances of the football team, because any team in Class 6A that is not Trinity or St. X has no chances.  And, yes, I'm bitter about this whole thing -- I spent 30 years worrying that the Powers-That-Be in McCracken County would eventually destroy Heath High School, and by golly, that's what they did.)

In all seriousness, there's no reason for a person who loves sports not to root for Tilghman over McCHS.  Tilghman has a great and rich history, both as a school and as a football team.  They have some of the best uniforms in the Commonwealth, and the best nickname in the Commonwealth.  They also have a great fan base, and they represent a genuine community of people who have lived together for a very long time.  By contrast, McCHS is a modern contrivance with terrible colors and a vapid mascot.  It gloms together communities that have very little connection to each other and that, in many instances, don't even like each other.  Personally, I will be very surprised if McCHS is still the only high school in the McCracken County School District within 10 years.


Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think the best term for McCHS is the Not-Tilghman's.  Because that's really what they are.


Congrats to the Crittenden County Rockets, who got off to a nice start.

Here are the football scores from Western Kentucky this weekend (home teams listed first):

Friday, August 23:
Ballard Mem. 46 - 15 McLean Co.
Caldwell Co. 45 - 22 Christian Co.
Ft. Campbell 21 - 37 Mayfield
Fulton City 6 - 35 Crittenden Co.
Fulton Co. 6 - 45 Gleason (Tenn.)
Greenwood 6 - 35 Hopkinsville (Russell Rivals Bowl)
Hopkins Co. Cent. 14 - 19 Webster Co.
Trigg Co. 21 - 41 Russellville
Warren Central 13 - 27 Madisonville-North Hopkins (at Greenwood) (Russell Rivals Bowl)

Saturday, August 24:
Lex. Bryan Station 47 - 26 Murray (at Madison Cent.) (Roy Kidd Bowl)
McCracken Co. 23 - 24 Paducah Tilghman

Friday, August 23, 2013

Kentucky High-school Football, Week 0

It's football season again, and that means it's time to tune back in Mayfield's WYMC. Appropriately, the first song I heard on it this morning was "Sealed with a Kiss." It was the Brian Hyland version from 1962 and not the Bobby Vinton from 1972. Anyway, I think the song's writers, Peter Udell and Gary Gell, must've been big fans of high-school football:


I'll see you in the sunlight
I'll hear your voice everywhere
I'll run to tenderly hold you
But, baby, you won't be there
I don't wanna say goodbye for the summer
Knowing the love we'll miss
So let us make a pledge
And seal it with a kiss

Here are some of the games this weekend that I'm most looking forward to filling my emptiness from the cold, lonely summer:

Mayfield (defending Class A champ) at Fort Campbell--Next up on WYMC was "The Last Farewell" by Roger Whitaker. So excellent.

Russellville at Trigg County--I'll probably switch over to Oldies 1480 WHVO later this afternoon.

Ashland Blazer at Newport Central Catholic (defending Class 2A champ)

Louisville Central (defending Class 3A champ) at Louisville duPont Manual

University Christian (Fla.) at Fort Thomas Highlands (defending Class 4A champ) on Saturday--The Bluebirds have a new head coach, their old defensive coordinator, and that's not all ...




Lexington Catholic vs. Bowling Green (defending Class 5A champ) at Western Kentucky University on Saturday




Ensworth (Tenn.) at Louisville Trinity (defending Class 6A champ)--This game is scheduled to air live on ESPNU at 7 p.m. Central.

Crittenden County at Fulton City--The darlings of HP Nation make the long trip down to southwestern Kentucky. This is probably my favorite fan-bus trip of the weekend.



Madisonville-North Hopkins vs. Bowling Green Warren Central at Bowling Green Greenwood--It appears that we're going to be sticking around Madisonville indefinitely after figuring when we moved here in 2009 that we'd move somewhere else in Kentucky after a couple of years. Turns out we love it more than we ever dreamed. Plus, we're starting a new weekday-evening worship service some time this fall. Anyway, chase of all this is that I'm going to go ahead and start paying a little more attention to the hometown Maroons, just in case I end up finding myself frying hamburgers in a Badgett Athletic Complex concession stand or loading the Marching Maroons semi in 10 or 12 years. This does not figure to be a good evening for my dad's, my wife's and potentially my daughter's alma mater, however. They were already having to go with a first-year starting quarterback against the perenially-strong Dragons, and now that kid is hurt and Madisonville will be playing the backup.

Webster County at Mortons Gap Hopkins County Central--And because one never knows about stuff like God's calling and school redistricting, I'm also going to be paying a little more attention to the county Storm, too.


Christian County at Caldwell County--If I were going to a game somewhere a little ways from home tonight, this is probably where I'd go. The visiting Colonels are supposed to be very strong, and the home-standing Tigers were the Class 2A runners-up a year ago. They have a stud quarterback, whom UK is reportedly interested in. If he doesn't end up at WKU, I hope that all works out with his eventually turning out to be a big UK star, because Elijah Sindelar would be the best name for a good Kentucky quarterback since Babe Parilli.

Lexington Christian Academy at Christian Academy of Louisville--LCA vs. CAL would probably be the game I'd go to if I were going a little farther away from home tonight. I find these schools to be mysterious and enthralling.

Covington Catholic at Boone County--Boone County's new head coach is Jeff Griffith, a former assistant coach at Bowling Green. I'm interested in this team, as his Twitter feed is pretty entertaining.




Paducah Tilghman at McCracken County on Saturday--I, for one, will be rooting for the Mustangs.



Previous reports:

-- 2012 wrapup,

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

MLB Update

The Braves and the Dodgers continue to lead the way in the Power Rankings issued by CBS Sports:

1.  Atlanta Braves:  77-49
2.  Los Angeles Dodgers:  73-52
3.  Detroit Tigers:  73-52
4.  Pittsburgh Pirates:  74-51
5.  Tampa Bay Devil Rays:  72-52
6.  Boston Red Sox:  75-54
7.  St. Louis Cardinals:  73-53
8.  Texas Rangers:  73-53
9.  Cincinnati Reds:  71-55
10.  Oakland Athletics:  71-55

CBS notes that the A's are starting a 13-game stretch against four potential playoff teams -- the Orioles, Tigers, Devil Rays, and Rangers.  "Lingering around .500 over that stretch probably would be acceptable."  Meanwhile, coolstandings.com gives the A's a 71.3 percent chance of making the playoffs.

Natstown, which has already lost as many games as it did last season, continues to malinger in 16th place.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Bulgaria Update

Bulgarian champions PFC Ludogorets Razgrad are now only one victory away from the group stages of the Champions' League, the most prestigious club soccer tournament in the world.  If they can make it, they will be only the second team from Bulgaria to get so far.  (In 2006/07, PFC Levski Sofia made the group stages.  They were drawn into a group featuring Chelsea, Barcelona, and Werder Bremen of Germany.  They went 0-6 in their six group matches, and were outscored 17-1).

To get to the group stages, Ludogorets will have to beat FC Basel 1893, the champions of Switzerland.  Basel has been to the Champions' League group stages on three different occasions (2002/03, 2008/09, and 2010/11).  Basel was knocked out at this round last year.

The British betting houses have installed Basel as the favorites for this two-leg match.  Ladbrokes, for instance, says that the odds on Basel's making it to the group stages are only 4 to 11.  If you are willing to take Ludogorets, on the other hand, they will give you 2 to 1.

Of course, Ludogorets is lucky to be able to play the home leg of their match in Bulgaria at all.  The only stadium in Bulgaria capable of hosting a match of this grandeur is the Vasil Levski National Stadium in Sofia, which seats 43,230 people.  But the matches were set for August 21 and 27, and Vasil Levski National Stadium is hosting a rock concert on August 27 (Roger Waters is playing The Wall Live).  So there was a chance that Ludogorets might have to play their big "home" match in Romania.  But the draw worked out that Ludogorets would host the August 21 match, and travel on August 27.  So there will be a bunch of folks going from Razgrad to Sofia for tomorrow's big match.  (This is disappointing to me, as I think the match should be played at Razgrad.  Would Morehead State want to host a game at Rupp Arena?  Well, maybe they would.)  Of course, as Eric has previously noted, even the Vasil Levski Stadium does not really satisfy UEFA officialdom.  But as far as I can tell, the game will go forward in Sofia as scheduled.

Meanwhile, Ludogorets has bolstered its lineup, picking up Georgi Terziev (captain of the Bulgarian under-21 team) from Bulgarian rival PSFC Chernomorets Burgas, and getting Virgil Misidjan from the Dutch club Willem II.  They also have the example of the Kazakh team Shakhtar Karagandy, who beat Scottish champions Celtic 2-0 today and are now very close to becoming the first Kazakh team to make the Group Stages.  And finally, of course, it should be recalled that Ludogorets have not lost since they changed managers a few weeks ago.  New manager Stoicho Stoev has three wins in the Champions' League playoffs, and four wins in Bulgarian league play.  Tomorrow we'll see if he can pull off another huge victory.

Sports Radio and Me

This morning, as I was driving into the office, I tried three different sports radio stations:

1.  On Mad Dog Radio (XM Channel 86), they were arguing about whether a Red Sox pitcher had deliberately hit Alex Rodriguez in a baseball game last weekend.  (At this point, coolstandings.com gives the Yankees a 6.9 percent chance of making the playoffs, so talking about A-Rod is an even bigger waste of time than usual.)

2.  On WJFK-FM (106.7 FM), they were arguing about whether to make Cal Ripken (!) the next manager of Natstown.  (Cal Ripken has never managed before, is not likely to start with the Nats, and would not be likely to succeed if he got the job.  This is exactly the sort of sports story that the D.C. media loves, as it appeals to people who know very little about sports.  It also explains why the Redskins -- with full support from the local press -- thought they were doing the right thing by replacing Marty Schottenheimer with Steve Spurrier.)

3.  On ESPN Radio (XM Channel 84), they were arguing about how injuries in New England would affect Tim Tebow's chances of playing.  (I think every segment on ESPN Radio has to cover either Tim Tebow or Johnny Football.)

I spent the rest of my commute listening to bluegrass music.  But I would love to know more about why so much of sports radio -- which should be fun -- is simply unpleasant.

Monday, August 19, 2013

The Baron in 1963

The August 12, 1963 issue of Sports Illustrated featured the following quote from Adolph Rupp:

Any boy born in Kentucky today has two ambitions:  to be President of the United States and to play basketball for the University of Kentucky.

The Louisville Lip

In the summer of 1963, the boxing world was buzzing over Sonny Liston's recent knockout of Floyd Patterson, by which Liston retained the heavyweight championship of the world.  Louisville's own Cassius Clay, now the number 1 heavyweight contender, insisted that he could beat Liston.  In its episode for August 5, 1963, Sports Illustrated strongly disagreed:

Clay's style is made to order for another massacre.  He carries his hands too low, he leans away from a punch and he cannot fight a lick inside.  He will face in Liston an opponent with endurance, highly developed skills, deceptive speed and strength enough to stun an elephant with either hand.  Yet Cassius loudly insists that he is going to whup "that big ugly bear" when they meet, most likely in Philadelphia this September.

The oddsmakers do not think much of Clay's chances.  James (Jimmie the Greek) Snyder, handicapper emeritus, figures that Liston should be an overwhelming 8-to-1 favorite.  The only way a Liston backer can get any kind of odds is to pick one of the first six rounds for the knockout.  "It's impossible," says Jimmie the Greek, "for Clay to last six rounds."

On February 25, 1964, Clay beat Liston, and became the world heavyweight champion, when Liston refused to answer the bell for the seventh round.

Friday, August 16, 2013

A Hyperlinked Poem for the Last 45 Minutes of the CDT Work Week

How to Enjoy English Football

NBC has been working very hard to promote the new season of English Premier League football (soccer), which starts tomorrow.  The EPL's popularity has been growing in the United States for some time, and NBC's new contract means that the English game will now be promoted in this country like never before.  It's a nice thing for folks like me who started following English football 20 years ago, when it was extremely difficult to find any good coverage in the United States.  Here are some things you should do if you want to start watching English football:

1.  Learn the geography.  Imagine a person in England who wants to follow college basketball, but who doesn't realize that North Carolina and Duke are so close together -- or that Indiana and Purdue are in the same state.  As you can imagine, such a person would miss out on a lot of the drama in the sport.  The same is true of English football, which is intensely local and regional.  (The whole sports culture in Britain is very easy for Kentuckians to understand, as our own sports culture was built by folks whose ancestors had emigrated from Britain.)  Like Kentucky high schools, most English football clubs are named after the local town. But there are exceptions -- especially for clubs in London.  Here are the clubs in the EPL that are not named after their home towns:

Arsenal is in North London
Aston Villa is in Birmingham
Chelsea is in West London
Crystal Palace is in South London
Everton is in Liverpool
Fulham is in West London
Tottenham Hotspur is in North London
West Ham United is in East London  (Technically, there is an area called "West Ham," but it's just easier to think of the club as being in East London.

2.  Don't expect parity.  American sports fans are used to wide-open competitions in which many different clubs have a chance to life the title.  That is not how the EPL works.  It has no salary cap, and no playoffs for the title -- you have to have the best record over the course of 38 games.  That requires a very deep lineup, which requires a great deal of money.  Manchester United and Arsenal are probably the two most popular clubs in England, so they have enough money to be competitive.  For anyone else to be competitive, you need a very rich owner who is willing to spend a huge amount of money.  Right now, the only teams that fall into that category are Chelsea and Manchester City.  Between them, these four clubs have won every EPL title since the 1994-95 season, and one of them will win this year.

3.  Remember that it's a long season.  The EPL starts in the middle of August and usually runs until the middle of May.  This year, the season is scheduled to end on May 11, 2014.  There are 20 teams in the league, and every team has to play every other team twice -- home and away -- over the course of the season.  That's 38 games.  The fact that the season is so long is one of the main reasons that the cream so consistently rises to the top.  It also means that you shouldn't really get too worked up about what's happening in the EPL until around Christmas time.  From December 21, 2013 to January 1, 2014, most clubs will play four league games -- and that blitz of games usually goes far to determine the champion.

4.  Understand the rankings of the competitions.  In the course of the season, each club will play in the EPL, the F.A. Cup, and the League Cup.  The best clubs will also play in the UEFA Champions' League, while other strong clubs will play for the Europa Cup.  Here's how it works:

--  Everyone's top goal is to win the Champions' League, which is the biggest trophy in club soccer.  (A lot of Champions' League games are played in the fall, which distracts the top clubs from EPL play.)

-- Next, you want to win the League.  (Even Man Utd, which tries to win the Champions' League every year, gets excited about a league title).

-- Next, you want to make sure that you qualify for the Champions' League (the top 4 English teams qualify, and I'm pretty sure that those teams will be Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, and Arsenal).

-- Next, you want to avoid being relegated.

-- Next, you would like to win the F.A. Cup, which is at least cool and has a lot of tradition.  (Last year's F.A. Cup winner, Wigan Athletic, became the first team to win the Cup and be relegated in the same year.)

-- After that comes the Europa Cup (if you're in that) or the League Cup.  These competitions tend to be a bigger deal for clubs that don't have much of a chance of winning the other competitions.  For example, it's pretty common for Manchester United to play a team of back-ups in the early rounds of the League Cup.

5.  Understand that English clubs can't rebuild in the same way American teams can.  One of the great stories in NFL history is how Jimmie Johnson took over the Dallas Cowboys and completely rebuilt them into a powerhouse.  In his first year, the Cowboys went 1-15.  Three years later, they were the Super Bowl champions.  Americans love this sort of thing -- but it can't happen in English soccer.  Any team that finishes in the bottom three of the EPL (the English equivalent of going 1-15 in the NFL) is relegated to a lower level.  That means you lose a lot of money, as well as your best players.  So you can't just tear your team down and rebuild like you can in the United States.  This is one of the reasons that the EPL has so little parity.  Most clubs in the EPL go into the season simply hoping to avoid relegation.  This makes them extremely cautious compared to American clubs.

6.  Understand the significance of Sir Alex Ferguson's departure.  This is a great time for NBC to start its coverage, because it really is the beginning of a new era.  For the past 20 years, Sir Alex Ferguson -- the longtime manager of Manchester United -- had dominated the EPL in much the same way the Bear Bryant dominated the SEC in the 1960's and 1970's.  Like Bryant, Ferguson was a larger-than-life figure who won and won and won.  His final team last year ran away with the EPL crown, something that happened fairly often.  But now he's gone, and we could see a shake-up in the league -- much as the 1980's saw a shake-up in SEC football.  I don't think we'll get to anything like parity.  But we could see a transition that could result in more exciting pennant races.

U.S. Amateur Golf Update

One hundred years ago, in 1913, American golf introduced itself to the rest of the world at The Country Club in Brookline, Massachusetts, where an American amateur named Francis Ouimet upset the best British professionals to win the U.S. Open championship.  To celebrate that momentous occasion, the USGA is hosting the 2013 U.S. Amateur championship at The Country Club.  The results underscore the decline in American golfing prowess that has become so obvious.  Of the four golfers to reach the semi-finals, none is from the United States.  Here are your semi-finalists:

Corey Conners, 21, is a Canadian from Listowel, Ontario who is a senior at Kent State University.  He is ranked number 39 in the World Amateur Golf Ranking.

Matt Fitzpatrick, 18, is an Englishman who is ranked number 2 in the World Amateur Golf Ranking.  He was the Low Amateur at this year's British Open, and he is an incoming freshman at Northwestern University.

Brady Watt, 22, is an Australian who is ranked number 9 in the World Amateur Golf Ranking.  He was the runner-up in the 2013 Australian Master of the Amateurs tournament, and the Aussies think he is likely to be a future PGA star.

Oliver Goss, 19, is an Australian majoring in kinesiology at the University of Tennessee.  He is ranked number 13 in the World Amateur Golf Ranking.  Last year, he reached the quarter-finals of the U.S. Amateur.

By the way, Justin Thomas of Goshen, Ky., was the only Kentuckian in the field for the U.S. Amateur.  He was a decent threat, as he is ranked number 6 in the World Amateur Golf Ranking.  But he shot 75+72=147 in two rounds of stroke play, leaving him in a tie for 108th place.  Only the top 64 players move onto match play, so Thomas was eliminated.

The defending champion, Steven Fox of Hendersonville, Tenn., shot 72+74=146 to finish in a tie for 88th.  He also failed to make the match play rounds.

Last year's runner-up, Michael Weaver of Fresno, Calif., was beaten in the first round of match play by Greg Eason of England.

Comedy Central Checks Out Vicco

Oh, Kentucky

And now a gray wolf.

A friendly in Louisville was scheduled last night to pit the defending Class 6A and Class 4A state football champs. Real games start a week from tonight. The pep rallies got started in Hazard yesterday.



Shhh ... nobody tell Jimmy ... the party will be 6 p.m. Aug. 17 in the Pineville gym.

Seventeen of The Bourbon Review's "55 Best Bourbon Bars in America" are in Kentucky, and, in the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) state-by-state rankings of percentage of new moms who breastfeed, the commonwealth ranks 49th.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Album Review: Spitfire by Leann Rimes

Here is the sens I have of Leann Rimes. At 13 she puts out a hit single. At 17 she appeared as herself in the movie Coyote Ugly, which I have never seen, and then that's pretty much it.

Spitfire came out this year as Rimes is 30. It is her final studio album with her longtime label Curb records. Not sure where she goes from here, if she's signed a new record deal or plans on going independent. But Rimes has been very successful and fairly prolific putting out 10 studio albums in her 17 year career with four of them hitting the number 1 US country spot.

This album is a bit all over the place with Texas swing, country pop, and contemporary adult country. It would have been better if it felt more connected but as a collection of songs it isn't bad and her performance and the arrangements are solid throughout.

If you're looking for an entertaining country album to throw on then give this one a spin and I think you'll enjoy it. I'm hopeful that her next album will revolve mostly around the Austin sound that she pulls off so well at times on this album.

Following the Rhapsody rating method I give it 2 out of 5 stars for Not Bad.

Album Review: Born to Die by Lana Del Rey

If you were 20 in 2012 when this album came out you would probably find this album very new and refreshing. If you were 40 in 2012 and you heard this album without any context you would assume it was some 90's artist that you had just never heard before. While so many female artists are borrowing heavily from the 50's and 60's and early 80's, Lana Del Rey does sound refreshingly different as she borrows heavily from 90's.

If you think about artists like Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Vanessa Daou, and others around that time period you'll get a good sense of the music that influenced this album. There are moments, like on "Blue Jeans," where it almost feels like a complete Tori Amos ripoff.

By the way this isn't a bad thing. There were some interesting female artists during the 90's and so she's borrowing from an interesting time. The problem is that the album just doesn't hold up over 12 songs. It's a bit overproduced at times and lyrically a bit weak at times. Still it does have a different sound than a lot of stuff out there right now and so it feels a bit fresh in that sense, just as Jewel felt fresh in 1995.

I bring up Jewel on purpose because Lana Del Rey made quite a splash with this album. It went to number 2 in the US and number 1 in the UK. The trick for Lana Del Rey will be to see if she can follow this up with another hit album or if she'll fade into the background as Jewel did. With the success of this album she will inspire many more artists to pull from that mid 90's sound and so she won't sound as unique the next time around.

Lyrically she's interesting and so perhaps she can push her music forward. Interesting to see.

Following the Rhapsody rating method I give it 2 out of 5 stars for Not Bad.



Wednesday, August 14, 2013

MLB Power Rankings

In the old days, the Atlanta Braves and the Los Angeles Dodgers battled each other in the National League West.  Now, they are both red-hot, and they are battling at the top of the CBS Power Rankings.  (Actually, the Dodgers are beyond red-hot; they've won 83 percent of their games since June 21:

1.  Atlanta Braves:  73-47
2.  Los Angeles Dodgers:  69-50
3.  Boston Red Sox:  72-49
4.  Detroit Tigers:  69-49
5.  Pittsburgh Pirates:  70-48
6.  Texas Rangers:  69-51
7.  St. Louis Cardinals:  68-50
8.  Tampa Bay Devil Rays:  66-51
9.  Cincinnati Reds:  67-52
10.  Kansas City Royals:  62-55

 The Swingin' A's have dropped to 12th.  The Nats are still bumping along in 16th.

Oh, Kentucky

"N-NUKE"--2008 and 2010 OVC men's golf medalist and older brother of 2012 OVC medalist (and last summer's HP amateur-golfing fascination) "P-NUKE"--has a new gig.

Wine County.

Good jobs news from Owensboro (looking good!).

Oh, God. Booked in Covington.

"Goose(d)" in Owenton!

Good for "The Kaintuckeean," ready to rock Winchester.

Yours N Ours in Clementsville is uniquely hers.

Hazel Green Academy might, indeed, be "Gone With the Wind," but Tom Eblen hasn't forgotten.

#AlbumReviews: two by Macho Mic of Madisonville.

States of the commonwealth: Exports impressively upsupport for the death penalty allegedly down, corn and soybeans booming, telemedicine coming and Ale-8-One approaching a bottle crisis.

Is Dixon's long municipal nightmare only beginning?

The Ashes, Match 4

Now that England has retained the Ashes, we're not as interested in the remaining matches.  Still, they just finished the fourth test match at Riverside Ground, in Chester-le-Street, England (it's a suburb near Sunderland), so here's a report on what happened.

England won the toss and elected to bat.  They didn't do very well, scoring only 238 runs in their first innings.  And then Australia came back in the bottom of the 1st to take a lead of 270-238.  England did better in their second innings, taking a lead of 568-270 into the bottom of the 2d.  At this point, things looked quite good for Australia, which needed 299 runs to win.  Things looked much better when the score was 568-438 and Australia still had eight wickets remaining.  At that point, it appeared that England's best chance was try to hang on for a draw.  But no!  Suddenly the English bowlers (mostly Stuart Broad, who took six of the last nine Australian wickets), started mowing down the Aussies like ninepins:

The third wicket fell after Australia had scored 168 runs in the inning (remember, they need 299 to win).

The fourth wicket fell after 174 runs.

The fifth wicket fell after 175 runs.

The sixth wicket fell after 179 runs.

The seventh wicket fell after 181 runs.

The eighth wicket fell after 199 runs.

The ninth wicket fell after 211 runs.

The tenth wicket fell after 224 runs.

So Australia could only score 56 runs with its last 8 wickets.  England won, 568-494.  They now lead the series with a record of 3-0-1.  The last time Australia played a complete test series against England without winning a single match was 1977.  But if the Aussies don't win the fifth match, that's exactly what will happen.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

PGA Championship Wrap-Up

I don't have a lot more to add beyond what has already been said.  I was certainly wrong about both Dufner and Furyk.  I didn't think either of them would break 72 on Sunday -- instead Furyk shot a 71 and Dufner fired a 68.

On the other hand, I was right about Oak Hill turning up a relatively obscure winner -- Dufner is 36 years old and this is only his third victory on the PGA Tour.  Having said that, I'm glad that they made Oak Hill easy enough that we got to see a lot of birdies.  That made for a more entertaining tournament.

I also wish to say that the folks who are claiming that Tiger has had a bad year because he didn't win a major don't know what they're talking about:

-- Tiger regained the number-one ranking in the world.

-- Tiger has won five tournaments this year, something that very few golfers have ever done.  (So he's won as many PGA tournaments this year as Dufner and Henrik Stenson have combined to win in their careers.)

-- Tiger has won the Players' Championship and two of the three World Golf Championship events.

-- Tiger is currently first in the Fed Ex point race, even though he has only played in 12 events.  Matt Kuchar, who has played in 19 events, is second.  Tiger leads Kuchar by 3,059 points to 2,293.

-- Tiger finished in the top 10 in both the Masters and the British Open.

By any normal standards, this is one of the great years of all time, and it's silly to pretend otherwise.

Anyway, congratulations to Jason Dufner and congratulations to golf fans, who got to see four pretty entertaining major tournaments this year:

1.  J. Dufner-10 (68+63+71+68=270)

2.  J. Furyk-8 (65+68+68+71=272)

3.  H. Stenson (SWE):  -7 (68+66+69+70=273)

4.  J. Blixt (SWE):  -6 (68+70+66+70=274)

T5.  S. Piercy-5 (67+71+72+65=275)
T5.  A. Scott (AUS):  -5 (65+68+72+70=275)

7.  D. Toms-4 (71+69+69+67=276)

T8.  J. Day (AUS):  -3 (67+71+72+67=277)
T8.  D. Johnson-3 (72+71+65+69=277)
T8.  Z. Johnson-3 (69+70+70+68=277)
T8.  R. McIlroy (NIR):  -3 (69+71+67+70=277)

Here is next year's schedule for the majors:

The Masters:  April 10-13, 2014 (Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Ga.)
U.S. Open:  June 12-15, 2014 (Pinehurst Resort (No. 2 Course), Pinehurst, N.C.)
British Open:  July 17-20, 2014 (Royal Liverpool, Hoylake, England)
PGA Championship:  August 7-10, 2014 (Valhalla Golf Club, Louisville, Ky.)

The Gay Marriage Issue Comes to Kentucky

Bobbie Jo Clary is a 37-year-old woman accused of murder in Louisville.  In 2004, she entered a civil union in Vermont with a woman named Geneva Case.  According to the prosecutors, Ms. Case must testify at Ms. Clary's trial because Ms. Case has critical evidence of Ms. Clary's guilt.  But Kentucky law provides that one spouse cannot be forced to testify against another spouse.  (This is a very old provision in both U.S. and English law.  Agatha Christie used it in her famous story (which later became a play and a movie):  "Witness for the Prosecution.")  So Ms. Case is now arguing that she cannot be forced to testify against Ms. Clary -- even though Kentucky does not recognize gay marriage.  Ms. Case argues that because of the recent decision on gay marriage by the U.S. Supreme Court, Kentucky must extend the spousal privilege to gay couples.

To me, this has the makings of an issue that may come all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court.  Even if this particular case doesn't get to the Supremes, it seems clear that the issue it presents will have to be addressed eventually.  You can read about the case here.

Album Review: Old Ideas by Leonard Cohen

This is one of those album reviews that is very easy to write. Why, well because Leonard Cohen is Leonard Cohen. If you like him you like him if you don't you don't. It's pretty much that simple. For his fans they'll be happy with this album.

This may be our first mentioning of Leonard Cohen on the Heath Post. I enjoy his work and find him interesting. If you don't know his story of financial ruin, a very sad story, you can read about it at Wikipedia.

If you've never listened to Leonard Cohen this is not the album to start with. It would be best to start with his Greatest Hits album from 1975.

Following the Rhapsody rating method I give it 2 out of 5 stars for Not Bad.



Album Review: Let's Go Eat the Factory by Guided by Voices

The name is familiar to me but that's about it. These guys have been around since the late 80's hitting their peak in the 90's and breaking up in 2004. The reformed in 2012 and put out this album and have since followed it up with three more. Yes that's right they put out four albums in a year. That should give you some since of their music. Inspired by 60's prog rock and punk bands like The Ramones, these guys are known for cranking out short, hook heavy garage rock.

This album fits that mold to perfection with 21 tracks all sounding somewhat familiar in an odd sort of way. If you're in the right mood this could be a fun album to throw on, probably great for a day of playing electronic football.

Following the Rhapsody rating method I give it 2 out of 5 stars for Not Bad.