It's 1974, and Roy Blount Jr. is on fire.
If Blount didn't know about himself before About Three Bricks Shy of a Load, he knows now. That book is coming out in November, and it is lights-out fantastic. And it's clear from the summer 1974 Sports Illustrateds that Blount wants the ball. He had that beautiful heap of a Reggie Jackson feature last week, and, now, in the June 24 edition, he's got another peculiar winner--about the Cincinnati Reds.
Not everybody gets to have sentences in their stories like, "The Reds' hard boys tend to prefer the hot months." First, not everybody allows themselves to write them. Second, not everybody has editors who will stand down from revising them. Third, not everybody writes them so effortlessly, unobtrusively ... something ... that we readers don't revolt and cancel our subscriptions.
But Roy Blount Jr. is not everybody (that Seinfeld episode where George tries Jerry's "move" is so, so great), and he's throwing them in from all over the court in this Reds story. He's got this great thing at the beginning of the story about how Pete Rose buys his shirts in bulk as part of an illustration of his confidence, and Blount does this really interesting ending where he describes a half inning in a win over the Phillies by pacing his paragraphs in such a way that we readers feel as though we're actually sitting through the at bats. Furthermore, Blount knows when to just go with the flow of the game and let his teammates score; he gets out of the way for five consecutive paragraphs of rich Sparky Anderson quotes in which the Reds' manager describes how much of a hothead he used to be.
Hard to describe. Easy (and a lot of fun) to read.
Also, I do want to point out one other sentence that illustrates an interesting thing that happens to folks who really dive into most anything.
"The Reds know who they are, and their self-confidence seems realistic even though they have won none of five from L.A. so far this year."
We come to believe that we know. (I'm pretty sure we've talked about this before at The Heath Post, but I couldn't find where.) Folks tend to ask the conventional wisdomers to talk forward about what might happen in whatever topic area they have qualified as CW; the problem is you get to be a voice of the CW not by learning skills of forecasting what might happen but by steeping yourself in what has happened. This seems to be a common dynamic in all sorts of stuff. Business, politics and crime-fighting, for example. It definitely happens in churches. Certainly happens in journalism very regularly.
Now, with zero false modesty, I will tell you that I was never a very good newspaper beat writer at all. But I will say that I did my best job covering the women's basketball team at WKU in the early 1990s. I went to all of the games. I went to a lot of practices. I hung around the offices some. I knew some of the people around the team socially. Also, beats don't come much cushier. I didn't have much competition; the sources were nice, and my slow-footed thinking and lack of skepticism didn't amount to as much of a negative covering the Lady Tops as they would've been had I been covering Carroll Hubbard's office.
By 1992 or '93, after two or three years of covering the team, I'd gotten into that little-knowledge/dangerous-thing zone. As it wasn't often called for or something I was particularly comfortable with, I ventured into the area of prognostication only twice that I remember. The first time was when Western had a game coming up against a pretty good Tennessee Tech team and I put together three or five detailed arguments how and why the Lady Toppers were going to win the game; they didn't. The second time was the following season, and a better WKU team had a game at worse Tennessee Tech. I good-naturedly recalled my poor prediction from the previous season and then went into an even more detailed analysis of why there was zero way the Lady Tops could lose to this team again. Alas, they did.
The point is that I'm not slamming Roy Blount Jr. for his confidence in the Reds. Cincinnati was, of course, a really good team, headed for even greater things. But, at the risk of spoiling the ending of this little MLB 1974 series, I will go ahead and reveal that it's not going to happen for the Reds in 1974. The fact that Los Angeles had swept Cincinnati so far might've been a pretty strong clue. It's interesting (and completely characteristic of the CW) that Blount even acknowledges such strong evidence in sticking by his Reds guns.
And fires them in a blaze of absolute glory. Five stars, highly recommended.
LA 43-20 CIN 7GB ATL 7
HOUS 11 SF 13 SD 19
(Yeah, I notice that I put them on the scanner in the wrong order.)
The Padres were 3-0 in one-run decisions last week, Jim Kaplan reports in this 1974 week's "The Week" column.
PHIL 33-28 ST. L 2GB MONT 3.5
CHI 6.5 NY 8 PITT 8
Meanwhile. in this 2011 week, I added six Pirates--Rich Hebner, Bruce Kison, Mario Mendoza, Paul Popovich, Jim Rooker and Frank Taveras--to my collection of 1975 Topps cards. One of the things I learned from reading these cards is that Hebner "provided excitement on 9-3-73 when he hit inside-the-park Homer to lead off 13th inning and win game." That's a heck of a game.
And then there's this little trivia question and cartoon on the back of Mendoza's card:
Um, ... OK.
OAK 33-28 TEX 1GB KC 2
CHI 4 CAL 6.5 MINN 6.5
Sports Illustrated's Kaplan reports that the Twins benched Harmon Killebrew in favor of Craig Kusick at first base this week in 1974.
BOS 34-26 CLEV 3GB BALT 3.5
DET 3.5 NY 4.5 MIL 4.5
Ex-Tigers manager Billy Martin returned to Detroit with his new team, the Rangers, and trashed a bunch of his former colleagues (who had been trashing him). Outfielder Jim Northrup (who moved on to Baltimore before the 1975 Topps cards were issued) was one of them.
Billy Martin and Jim Northrup. Harmon Killebrew. Sparky Anderson. All dead.
On a happier note, I love the booze ads from old magazines. This one occupies Page 31 in the June 24, 1974, SI.
Great, great stuff. I love it when you write about writing, and I'm so excited to see you covering baseball -- the sport of my youth.
ReplyDeleteThe writing in SI during the 1960s and 1970s was amazingly good.
ReplyDeleteI love Perry Como.
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrific game show Tattle Tales was.
ReplyDeleteBy the time this Mike Douglas Show episode aired Nov. 26, 1974, About Three Bricks Shy of a Load would've been available at your local bookstores--perfect timing for Christmas shopping!
ReplyDeleteI would, indeed, help painting the exterior of someone's house in exchange for a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
ReplyDeleteI love the movie Claudine. I think I've seen bits and pieces of it 10 different times--but only beginning to end once, about 15 years ago. There's a lot in there to process. Need to see it through and through again. The ending is so, so odd.
ReplyDeleteJames Earl Jones's character has a daughter living in Louisville in this movie.
Great comment at this clip of the KISS In Concert comingout:
ReplyDelete"I saw this the night it was frist broadcast and it was all over for me! i was hooked immediately. I was in the high school band and skipped a football game to see them on oct.4, 1974. I got kicked out of the band and it was totally worth it!
"surveyordave 2 months ago"
The number of people who watched both the KISS performance and this John Denver/Doris Day thing would've likely been very high.
ReplyDeleteRichard Dawson was great and diverse.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Mom thought of this 1974 Perry Como cut.
ReplyDeleteMy oldest brother, 22 years old in 1974, hated John Denver at the time. John Denver, Donny and Marie, the Carpenters and Bob Griese were pretty much the only people younger than 30 whom my parents would allow to stay on a TV screen for more than 15 seconds in 1974.
ReplyDeleteMy wife was reshuffling her theology books yesterday, and she ran across three more of my 1975 baseball cards--Twins Vic Albury, Bobby Darwin and Dave Goltz. Goltz, a big right-handed pitcher who had a long career, must be a big deal among Twin faithful. He's a Minnesota native (Pelican Rapids), and it appears as though he started his pro career in 1967 in the Twins organization--just six years after the major-league team arrived in Minneapolis.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know the story behind the Twins' logo.
According to the standings in the June 21, 1974, Kentucky New Era of Hoptown, the Expos and Braves had passed the Cardinals and Reds, respectively, for second place in the National League divisions. June 21 was a Friday, and that night would commence weekend series pitting the second- and third-place teams in the division races. Atlanta's Carl Morton was scheduled to pitch against the Reds' Jack Billingham in Cincinnati last night, while Montreal's Steve Renko was matched against St. Louis's Sonny Siebert in St. Louis. I'll take a look at the June 22 edition late tonight and see how things got rolling.
ReplyDeleteMore from the June 21, 1974, Kentucky New Era of Hoptown ...
ReplyDeleteThere's no indication whether the "Top 10 Records" are per Billboard, local sales, etc. Whatever, here they are:
ReplyDelete1. "You Make Me Feel Brand New," Stylistics
2. "Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot
3. "Billy, Don't Be a Hero," Bo Donaldson and Heywoods
4. "Be Thankful for What You Got," William DeVaughn
5. "Band on the Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
6. "Rock the Boat," Hues Corporation
7. "For the Love of Money," The O'Jays
8. "The Streak," Ray Stevens
9. "If You Love Me, Let Me Know," Olivia Newton-John
10. "Haven't Got Time for the Pain," Carly Simon
In his "Watching the Parade" column, Joe Dorris recalls the 1878-1964 era when Hopkinsville barber shops offered public baths. The last to offer such a service locally appears to have been Fuller's Barber Shop on East Seventh, just off Virginia.
ReplyDelete"... (T)he bath house still had some business when it was closed. The business was not enough, however, to justify the repairs to bathroom plumbing which had become necessary. Rather than stand the expense of fixing the plumbing, the facility was phased out.
"... (T)he barbershop kept a number of regular customers. These apparently had sleeping rooms in the upstairs sections of the old buildings around Seventh and Virginia. Bathing facilities for these second floor quarters were limited.
"The fact the charge for a bath at a barshop had jumped from the going price of 25 cents about 1940 to $1.25 in the early 1960s did not appear to deter the regulars. ...
"For a number of years the barbershop had a huge poplar board which could be placed over the tub as a cover. The covered tub was then used as a massage table."
Coca-Cola firmly endorses America '74!
ReplyDeleteI think it's great that in 1974, we Americans were very proud of Sammy Davis, Jr.
ReplyDeleteGood hint via Heloise: The bottom halves of plastic bleach or vinegar bottles make excellent mixing bowls. Leave hot water in the bottles for 15 minutes for easy cutting.
ReplyDeleteThe Fort Campbell Boulevard Jerry's is advertising: "a delightful surprise. Help yourself to our new SALAD BAR--with dinner or any Sandwich plate."
ReplyDeleteHere's the Jerry's in Morehead. My wife and I often stop by the Jerry's when we're through Mount Sterling because she so loves the taco salad there.
Oscar Robertson's career comes to an angry end.
ReplyDeleteI think Oscar Robertson and Barry Bonds are the two angriest great athletes of my lifetime.
ReplyDeleteYou should consider giving this post a "Hoosiers" label in honor of Oscar Robertson.
ReplyDeleteA year away from playing seemed to take the edge off O.
ReplyDelete1973 Kentucky Press Association general-excellence award winners by division (announced June 21, 1974): The Somerset Journal, Franklin Favorite and Kentucky New Era.
ReplyDeleteDANCE
ReplyDeleteSATURDAY NIGHT
8:30 TILL
--MUSIC BY--
"JAY DEE and the DEE JAYS"
HOPKINSVILLE WAR VETERANS
HOME ASSOC.
"Behind Holiday Inn"
Members and Their Guests Invited
OLD FASHIONED
ReplyDeleteSQUARE DANCE
SATURDAY NIGHT
WESTERN KENTUCKY STATE
FAIR GROUNDS
CONVENTION CENTER
8:00 TIL 12:00
MUSIC BY
GENE FRANCIS
and the Thunderbirds
"Duster vs. Pinto & Vega?"
ReplyDelete"Meet Sheriff Reed Morgan. He doesn't like punk kids, strangers or smartalecks from up North. Chris and Wayne were all three." Now playing at Hoptown's downtown Alhambra Theatre: Macon County Line.
ReplyDeleteFriday, June 21, action, per the Associated Press in the June 22, 1974, and generally excellent Kentucky New Era ...
ReplyDeleteNational League West: With two on and two out in the ninth, Carl Morton is relieved by his roommate, Tom House, who walks Joe Morgan to load the bases in Cincinnati. Johnny Bench flies out, and Atlanta wins, 1-0. The Braves remain in second place in the National League West--five games behind Los Angeles, who prevails, 4-3, over San Francisco on Bill Buckner's 10th-inning home run.
National League East: In 1973, the Mets won the division, and the Phillies finished last. As they convene a series in Philadelphia, the teams have swapped positions in the standings. The defending champs take the opener, however, 3-1. That leaves the Phillies just a half game up on the Cardinals and one on the Expos. St. Louis beat Montreal, 5-1, on Friday.
American League West: The A's tear through three Royal relievers for four eighth-inning runs en route to a 5-4 win. Still, Oakland's division lead shrinks to a half game over Texas as the Rangers sweep Friday's doubleheader with California.
American League East: Friday's first scheduled game of the series in Boston between the first-place Red Sox and third-place Indians was postponed, so they'll play two Saturday. It'll be the Perry brothers--12-1 Gaylord and 5-6 Jim--pitching for Cleveland. Second-place Detroit improved to three games out as Willie Horton pinch-hit singled the tying run home and Bill Freehan scored on center-fielder Elliott Maddox's throwing error for a 4-3 Tiger victory at New York.
One of the things going on in Kentucky in 1974 is the filming of The World Through the Eyes of Children, at Wondering Woods in Cave City. "Senior citizens reminisce about their childhoods. One finds a magic seashell and the devil appears, who agrees to make them 'kids again' in return for their souls. A magical, musical adventure ensues."
ReplyDeleteThis absolutely makes me feel like something good and meaningful was going to be coming on.
ReplyDeleteIt appears as though some of the Kentucky New Era readers pointed their rabbit ears north toward Evansville to get their CBS from Channel 25 while others tilted south toward Nashville to pick up the network on Channel 5. On either one Saturday, June 22, 1974, at 9 p.m., you could watch "Nobody's Perfect," "a comedy-variet special highlighted by four individual quarter-hour situation comedies introduced by Telly Savalas. The quartet of comedies examines four loving couples, their relationships and dilemmas, and starts with 'The Love Nest' starring Charles Lane and Florida Friebus as a pair of senior citizens whose romance postdates their Social Security. Next comes 'Cookie's Place' starring Alice Nunn and Stanley Clements as a lunchroom proprietress and her construction worker husband. In 'The Swingers,' David Morick and Barry Gordon star as a pair of bachelors who share an apartment and an interest in girls. Marcia Strassman and Audrey Christie star in 'The Girlfriend,' the story of a recently divorced mother learning to be single again with her daughter's encouragement. First run."
This appears to be CBS's version of Love, American Style.
I wonder if Muhammad Ali could get CBS in his hotel room in Kinshasa in the summer of 1974.
ReplyDeleteI would definitely have wanted to see Hurricane. I might tune in to After the Tribe to see Cloris Leachman. I would likely give The Tribe a look. The Deadly Touch? No.
ReplyDeleteIt's very important that I not get distracted from the 1974 baseball bead, but, at the same time, I simply must note that football season is drawing very near!
ReplyDeleteI'm really looking forward to your coverage of the 1974 NFL Season. But even more than that, I want to see how you cover the 1974-75 NCAA basketball season.
ReplyDeleteA simply electrifying performance of Hoptown's seventh-favorite song.
ReplyDeleteYEAHHH!! Go, Hoptown!
ReplyDeleteJo Jo White's moment.
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