Saturday, April 30, 2011

NFL draft, Saturday



With the Carolina Panthers set to make the 98th overall selection and first pick of the fourth round of this year's draft, NFL.com says the best available prospect is Christian Ballard, a 6-foot-4, 284-pound defensive lineman from neither the University of Kentucky nor a Kentucky high school.

With the Philadelphia Eagles set to make the eighth overall pick in the first round of the 1983 draft, Sports Illustrated's Paul "Dr. Z" Zimmerman was probably saying that the best available prospect was Notre Dame tight end Tony Hunter, Illinois quarterback Tony Eason or Florida fullback James Jones. (None of those guys was a Kentuckian either.)

Not that I would've known. By April 1983, we didn't yet have cable TV, where I could've watched Dr. Z on ESPN's pick-by-pick coverage, and I no longer subscribed to SI, where I could've read Dr. Z's mock draft. It had been only two months earlier that SI's Valentine's Day 1983 issue had set off something of a management-labor dispute in my house.

In February 1983, I was 14 and a very meaningful half years old. I know now that I didn't know, hadn't seen or hadn't done much of anything. In fact, I know now I still don't know, haven't seen or haven't done much of most things. But I did know, had seen and had done a few things when I was 14 and a half, and so I was pretty much convinced I knew and had seen all things--and even had done most.

My mom knew otherwise. In my house, Dad was the bombastic disciplinarian--the implorer and the pleader, the yeller and the cryer. The frothing position coach. Mom typically took a gentler tack.

When I got off the bus from Heath one February afternoon to find that week's issue of SI waiting for me, for example, "sizzling Cheryl Tiegs" had been additionally attired in a smart and modest, paper-doll dress that my mother had fashioned from a scrap envelope and affixed to the cover. This was classic Mom--not shutting out influences but shaping them.

But there was also in Mom the (thankfully) more rarely seen, no-quarter meter outer of condemnation and sanction. And it was this Mom, who later that evening, having flipped through the issue to look for college-basketball coverage, violently ripped page after page from the magazine as the swimsuits gradually shrank and the looks on the faces grew increasingly seductive.

I was incensed and insulted. Mom cared only that I was 14 and a half and hers.

The memory gets a little shaky here. I'm pretty sure that I actually was the one who pulled the plug on the SI subscription in a strange, made-sense-at-the-time act of defiance. Whether it was a strike or lockout didn't really matter; all that did was that there would be no more Dr. Z for me.

This post is dedicated to Number1Son, who absolutely won't read it.

16 comments:

  1. In the third round, the Dolphins have selected a deep-threat project who is not from Kentucky. Miami is drafting like a team that is not panicking, which I'm happy to see.

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    1. The guy Miami selected caught two passes for the 2011 Dolphins--which started that season 0-7--and then he played parts of two additional seasons with the Jets before never playing another NFL regular-season game. In retrospect, we should've been panicking.

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  2. This 1983 draft is a really interesting one for the Eagles. The ESPN crew has just reminded us that they have a new coach, Marion Campbell, and new personnel leadership, with the departure of Carl Peterson to the USFL.

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  3. This year's draft has seen its first Kentuckian selected: Luke Stocker, a sturdy tight end from Berea who played at the University of Tennessee, goes to Tampa with the seventh choice of the fourth round. Pro Football Weekly says that Stocker "comes off as too smug and rubbed some teams the wrong way in interviews."

    Really? A guy from a little town in Kentucky who is being poked, prodded and lied to by a bunch of fast-talking, rich people from cities seemed a little smug and reserved in his interview? Yeah, there's a shock.

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    1. Luke Stocker just finished his 10th NFL season. He started 13 games for the 2020 Falcons.

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  4. From time to time, they have interesting arguments on the UK message boards as to why the Commonwealth does not produce more great athletes. I know that poverty, lack of African-Americans, obesity, and meth have all been put forward as potential explanations, but I don't remember ever seeing a truly persuasive answer.

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  5. FWIW, Smart Mom simply throws away all of the SI swimsuit issues as soon as they come in, so I don't even see them. That's how we solved that particular issue.

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  6. Well, terrific ... I come back in from mowing grass, just in time to hear all of the ESPN folk yammering on about how smart the cheating Patriots are.

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  7. The Jets' seventh-round choice is Alabama quarterback Greg McElroy Everybody is talking about Joe Namath, but nobody has even mentioned Richard Todd.

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    1. Greg McElroy played two NFL games and won no Super Bowls; Joe Namath, 140 and one; Richard Todd, 119 and none.

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  8. 2010 NFL starters selected in the first round of the 2010 NFL draft: 18.
    Second: 14.
    Third: 6.
    Fourth: 4.
    Fifth: 5.
    Sixth: 1.
    Seventh: 3.

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  9. 2010 NFL starters selected in the 2010 NFL draft by team (*playoffs participant):

    New England* 5
    Tampa Bay 4
    Kansas City* 4
    Oakland 4
    Denver 3
    Detroit 3
    Indianapolis* 3
    Jacksonville 2
    Carolina 2
    Philadelphia* 2
    Cleveland 2
    St. Louis 2
    Seattle* 2
    San Francisco 2
    Arizona 1
    Tennessee 1
    Pittsburgh* 1
    San Diego 1
    Atlanta* 1
    Cincinnati 1
    Green Bay* 1
    Miami 1
    Giants 1
    Houston 1
    Washington 1
    Buffalo 0
    Chicago* 0
    Dallas 0
    Minnesota 0
    New Orleans* 0
    Jets* 0
    Baltimore* 0

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  10. Two-year NFL starters selected in the 2009 draft by round:

    First 16
    Second 8
    Third 5
    Fourth 1
    Fifth 2
    Sixth 0
    Seventh 2

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  11. Etc., etc. ... this is the sort of foundational data we need more of on which to base draft analysis. There's not nearly enough out there that is easily searchable. Also, we need more names and accountability ... which scout tipped off a team to which selections and which management member had final say on a team's selections in a year.

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    1. My new belief is that if Tom Brady had played his whole career with Bruce Arians, he would have won every Super Bowl.

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