Oh, Kentucky

I'm scared to death that our property will be next.

"Next generation Fazoli's," baby!

Given that the company is the sponsor, this whole play should took place at a Taco John's.

Anderson County's first pizza provider is in crisis.

Ah, footbah!

Mystery solved?

The Courier-Journal reports that Scottsville-native Dollar General Store is "back to its usual rate of openings."

Sounds like she knew how to ring her audience's bell: "A teenager has just realized that the 21st-century world of high-tech instant gratification gadgets may hurt, not help, today’s youth. It’s a refreshing essay."